The story of an Americana darling and his living shadow. I’m mad at Mark Twain right now. If you follow along with my writing (and you can do so here), you’l...

What’s more interesting than the history a public statue represents? How that statue got there in the first place. It occurs to me that I write about statues...

Check in with your audience and avoid shouting into the void. According to a study by Microsoft, humans now have an attention span of eight seconds. Eight se...

How to coax your creativity out when it wants to crawl inside a hole. So, my “Top Humor Writer” status has gone away since I started writing about my depress...

Ok, I know I’ve lost your trust with several of my previous listicles. You thought you were gonna get real tips on how to be a freelance writer and you got, w...

An apology letter to my boobs. To my Darling Double-Ds, Started from the bottom, now we here. This letter is a long time coming, I know. We’ve been through a...

Am American griping in Europe. People ask me all the time what the cultural differences are between the U.S. and Spain and when I say “people”, I mean “nobod...

Breakfast can change your life. I'm cereal. My parents never let me and my siblings eat anything colorful for breakfast because our version of colorful meant...

Be them all, henny! They're magic! There’s a temple in Egypt, near Dendera, devoted to the Goddess Hathor. Hathor’s my girl, ok? Not only do we have the same...

Tips and tricks to humor your depression. Satire noun The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices...

A genital’s a genital’s a genital’s a genital’s a genital’s a genital’s a genital. Actress Bella Thorne came out as Pansexual yesterday on Good Morning Ameri...

Maintaining sanity when you’re standing in a puddle of your own sweat. I moved to Spain two years ago, so this will be my third summer of complaining loudly ...

And I've got the freaky historical evidence to prove it. Come along, dear reader, on a racist, xenophobic, antisemitic journey through time. We’ll start slow...

And other healthy outlets. Ladies and people with lady bits, I don’t know about you, but my favorite time of the month is that period right before my uterine...

This. Changes. Everything. Mitri the Scribe was once the highest-paid servant of Pharaoh Unas in the 24th century BC. He was the guy you went to if you wante...

Hello, yes, thank you. I am an authority. Tis I. That writer you followed a while back on Medium. You may know me from my recent smash hits, The Statues in E...

The Satirical Genius and Revolutionary Feminism of Lola Montez. “I expect to win the gratitude of the whole masculine gender by these rules of the art of fas...

A 28-year-old woman has died a graphic, gruesome death after coming home on Valentine’s Day to discover her boyfriend bought her one of those two-tone sequin...

… you will be by the time you’re done reading this. Are you tired of living with your parents and ignoring emails from FedLoan? Have you been “working on a p...

A fool-proof way to cheer up yourself and your loved ones after a bad day. The first time it happened was an accident. I’d been working as a tour guide on a ...