Processing 2020 in a cemetery so you don’t have to. A few weeks after the presidential election was called back in my home country, the...

The story of an Americana darling and his living shadow. I’m mad at Mark Twain right now. If you follow along with my writing (and you...

What’s more interesting than the history a public statue represents? How that statue got there in the first place. It occurs to me that I...

Check in with your audience and avoid shouting into the void. According to a study by Microsoft, humans now have an attention span of...

How to coax your creativity out when it wants to crawl inside a hole. So, my “Top Humor Writer” status has gone away since I started...

Ok, I know I’ve lost your trust with several of my previous listicles. You thought you were gonna get real tips on how to be a freelance...

An apology letter to my boobs. To my Darling Double-Ds, Started from the bottom, now we here. This letter is a long time coming, I know....

Am American griping in Europe. People ask me all the time what the cultural differences are between the U.S. and Spain and when I say...

Breakfast can change your life. I'm cereal. My parents never let me and my siblings eat anything colorful for breakfast because our...

Be them all, henny! They're magic! There’s a temple in Egypt, near Dendera, devoted to the Goddess Hathor. Hathor’s my girl, ok? Not only...

Tips and tricks to humor your depression. Satire noun The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize...

A genital’s a genital’s a genital’s a genital’s a genital’s a genital’s a genital. Actress Bella Thorne came out as Pansexual yesterday...

Maintaining sanity when you’re standing in a puddle of your own sweat. I moved to Spain two years ago, so this will be my third summer of...

And I've got the freaky historical evidence to prove it. Come along, dear reader, on a racist, xenophobic, antisemitic journey through...

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This. Changes. Everything. Mitri the Scribe was once the highest-paid servant of Pharaoh Unas in the 24th century BC. He was the guy you...

Hello, yes, thank you. I am an authority. Tis I. That writer you followed a while back on Medium. You may know me from my recent smash...

The Satirical Genius and Revolutionary Feminism of Lola Montez. “I expect to win the gratitude of the whole masculine gender by these...

A 28-year-old woman has died a graphic, gruesome death after coming home on Valentine’s Day to discover her boyfriend bought her one of...

… you will be by the time you’re done reading this. Are you tired of living with your parents and ignoring emails from FedLoan? Have you...